If Jesus Preached Now

If Jesus Preached today, He would be wanted by….

  • The FDA for turning water into wine without a license.
  • The EPA for killing fig trees.
  • The AMA for practicing medicine without a license.
  • The Department of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead, and for feeding the 5,000 people in the wilderness.
  • The NEA for teaching without a certificate.
  • OSHA for walking on water without a life jacket and for flying without an airplane.
  • The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea.
  • The NATIONAL BOARD OF PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life.
  • The INTERFAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions.
  • And by the ZONING BOARD for building mansions without a permit.


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